Tuesday, April 6, 2010

THE THING PREQUEL - INCOMING SUPER-FAIL - NOT BADASS



THE THING PREQUEL - INCOMING SUPER-FAIL - NOT BADASS

The 1980s was arguably the best decade for science fiction and horror films. One needs to look no further than BLADE RUNNER or THE THING. Those films can't be reproduced. In short, no one should bother to talk an executive at 20th Century Fox about a BLADE RUNNER prequel. But a remake-happy-moron did get to the execs at Universal Studios, and a prequel for THE THING is gearing up for an early 2011 delivery date. Universal Studios has been failing hard lately, and this will be another chapter in their book of stupid decisions. Apparently the prequel will be a study in what the hell that Husky-alien was doing at the Norwegian camp before a pre-BACKDRAFT Kurt Russell poured scotch into the back of his chess-computer, schooled Wilford Brimley, and lit everything up with a flame thrower. I suppose the prequel footage will show the Norwegians slashing their wrists and freezing to death. WHO CARES?, WHY?, and PLEASE STOP are all swirling in our heads right now.

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